freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
assiest: 2 life vests left on the titanic this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*
ad-busting: H&M’s new beachwear campaign featuring Jennie Runk is pretty awesome. In this article she explains that women have sent her messages saying that this ad campaign has given them the confidence to try on a bikini for the first time in years! See… it does make a difference when we see diverse body types in advertising and media!
johnquincyadams: anonymously tell me which united states senator you’d think i’d look cute with
ninihoho: ninihoho: why did the blonde fail her calculus test she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
internetmessiah: Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live